I just made some fuckin’ AWESOME food, y’all.
But no one’s around to try it with me.

I got chili and garlic mashed sweet potatoes.
Get over here.
But no one’s around to try it with me.

I got chili and garlic mashed sweet potatoes.
Get over here.
…and while the “holiday season” makes me nauseous, I do rather enjoy giving gifts to my friends and family.
So.
I’m getting started now so I don’t forget as the semester gets even busier.
Send me a message or a fanmail with the following:
1. What you want
I’m offering short (10 sentences or…
My GPA this term was shite (worst I’ve had my entire college career), but I fucking passed.
…and while the “holiday season” makes me nauseous, I do rather enjoy giving gifts to my friends and family.
So.
I’m getting started now so I don’t forget as the semester gets even busier.
Send me a message or a fanmail with the following:
1. What you want
I’m offering short (10 sentences or…
Bringing this back.
facetspera replied to your post: Adventurous Day. Worked 12 hours last night. …
Jesus, Jak. <3

…until I start threatening you with spankings and blowjobs.
when someone asks who my otp is
which show are you talking about

Jak~
Look: your very own admiral!
I’m liveblogging Drake and Josh to Katelynn. I bet she regrets every life decision that brought her to me.

Nah, I kid.

docbitchface replied to your post: Derek/Laura anything *sob*
ouch. just. ouch
facetspera replied to your post: Derek/Laura anything *sob*
OH GODDAMNIT JAK. GDI.


docbitchface replied to your post: Derek/Laura anything *sob*
ouch. just. ouch
facetspera replied to your post: Derek/Laura anything *sob*
OH GODDAMNIT JAK. GDI.

I have never been sexually propositioned more in my life than I have since I met Katelynn
It “comes” with my friendship, bb-doll.

facetspera replied to your post: facetspera replied to your post: docbitchface…
*Feel* like? I *am* God. What’re you talkin’ ‘bout?Exsqueeze me
facetspera replied to your post: docbitchface replied to your post: facetspera…
Feel pretty awesome, yeah. *eats grapes*
I’d certainly like to.

facetspera replied to your post: facetspera replied to your post: The War of the…
This is me in preparation for the War. The leaves are feels.

…and while the “holiday season” makes me nauseous, I do rather enjoy giving gifts to my friends and family.
So.
I’m getting started now so I don’t forget as the semester gets even busier.
Send me a message or a fanmail with the following:
1. What you want
I’m offering short (10 sentences or less) and long (10+ sentences) fic of any pairing or fandom listed on my fic page; a drawing - traditional or digital - of anything, really; or a scarf - circle, traditional, or traditional with fringe - with one color of your choosing.
For fic:
- Fandom
- Pairing
- Prompt
- Desired length - short or long
For drawing:
- Traditional or Digital
- Grayscale or Color (if you choose color, you must give me a color palette with no more than 5 colors)
- Subject
- Reference pics
For scarf:
- Circle, Traditional, or Traditional with fringe
- Color
2. Where I’m Sending It
- Name & address
It’s likely that you won’t get the traditional drawings or the scarves until January, jsyk.
Also, you can pick more than one, if you want.