I just made some fuckin’ AWESOME food, y’all.

But no one’s around to try it with me.

I got chili and garlic mashed sweet potatoes.

Get over here.

I PASSED.

My GPA this term was shite (worst I’ve had my entire college career), but I fucking passed.

We don’t have much of a friendship…

…until I start threatening you with spankings and blowjobs.

Jak~
Look: your very own admiral!

Jak~

Look: your very own admiral!

mrsvc:

I’m liveblogging Drake and Josh to Katelynn. I bet she regrets every life decision that brought her to me.

Nah, I kid.

mrsvc:

facetspera:

mrsvc:

docbitchface replied to your post: Derek/Laura anything *sob*

ouch. just. ouch

 facetspera replied to your postDerek/Laura anything *sob*

OH GODDAMNIT JAK. GDI.

mrsvc:

docbitchface replied to your post: Derek/Laura anything *sob*

ouch. just. ouch

 facetspera replied to your postDerek/Laura anything *sob*

OH GODDAMNIT JAK. GDI.

mrsvc:

I have never been sexually propositioned more in my life than I have since I met Katelynn

It “comes” with my friendship, bb-doll.

mrsvc:

facetspera replied to your post: facetspera replied to your post: docbitchface…

*Feel* like? I *am* God. What’re you talkin’ ‘bout?

Exsqueeze me

 facetspera replied to your postdocbitchface replied to your post: facetspera…

Feel pretty awesome, yeah. *eats grapes*

I’d certainly like to.

mrsvc:

facetspera replied to your post: facetspera replied to your post: The War of the…

This is me in preparation for the War. The leaves are feels.

It’s almost Christmas…

…and while the “holiday season” makes me nauseous, I do rather enjoy giving gifts to my friends and family.

So.

I’m getting started now so I don’t forget as the semester gets even busier.

Send me a message or a fanmail with the following:

1. What you want

I’m offering short (10 sentences or less) and long (10+ sentences) fic of any pairing or fandom listed on my fic page; a drawing - traditional or digital - of anything, really; or a scarf - circle, traditional, or traditional with fringe - with one color of your choosing.

For fic:

- Fandom

- Pairing

- Prompt

- Desired length - short or long

For drawing:

- Traditional or Digital

- Grayscale or Color (if you choose color, you must give me a color palette with no more than 5 colors)

- Subject

- Reference pics

For scarf:

- Circle, Traditional, or Traditional with fringe

- Color

2. Where I’m Sending It

- Name & address

It’s likely that you won’t get the traditional drawings or the scarves until January, jsyk.

Also, you can pick more than one, if you want.